pat_caldwellI will willingly make a batch of my Mom’s chocolate chip cookies and leave them in a brown paper wrapping for you at odd hours, I tend to roar at the end of a particularly difficult bike ride, the eerie sounds of a slide guitar absolutely pierce my heart, I prefer Patricia and never Patty (unless you knew me in third grade, in which case all bets are off), cleaning a bathtub to a shine is second only to taking a long bath in one, and finally, I will always be off book, on time and ready to work!